Today is not one of those days.
I don’t know if it’s residual tiredness from the four day
extravaganza that was her second birthday over the weekend, the full moon or
what... but Miss V has been getting her antichrist on over the past 24 hours.
Yesterday, despite not being toilet trained and apparently
having no desire to be toilet trained, she refused to wear a nappy. This obviously did not end well. After the third time she took her nappy off
and wet her cot I ended up putting it on backwards so she couldn’t reach the
snaps.
And then she decided she didn’t want to be in her cot. Her short little legs are not long enough to
climb over the edge of the cot, so Miss V decided to solve this issue by breaking
her cot, kicking the side of it until the bottom came off the runners (and
snapped one in the process). Houdini
style she managed to wiggle her way out of the gap and proudly declare that she
got out all on her own.
And then there was today...
Miss V has some serious magpie like tendencies. If my attention is diverted for even a
second, she’ll grab something and hide it somewhere. Today she hid a tub of hummus in the
bedroom. I put her down for a nap,
thought that all was fine and when I checked on her she was asleep. Washed a load of nappies and then went to
check on her again.
Somehow she managed to open the hummus, get back into her
cot and proceeded to eat three quarters of the tub using a hairclip to scoop it
up with.
Hummus. Everywhere.
The garnish on the hummus cake was that when I went to grab
her clothes after her shower, she got away from me, ran into the family room
and proceeded to pee all over the floor.
This was not what I signed up for with this motherhood
gig...
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