The answer to the question "how did you eat your cookies so quickly and where is your shoe?"

Earlier today Miss V. disappeared while I was loading the dishwasher.  She came back 30 seconds later minus a left shoe and the cookies she was eating.  Silly me thought she'd eaten the cookies...

To the left you will see aforementioned cookies, the left shoe and my pillow.

Not sure whether the motivation here was to share with me, encourage ants to come into my bedroom, or just because she believes that pillows are a good spot for half eaten cookies and one shoe. Sigh.